When Should I Allow My Kid to Start Dating?
Feb10

When Should I Allow My Kid to Start Dating?

When Should I Allow My Kid to Start Dating? My 11 year old daughter doesn’t know this yet, but she will not be allowed to date until the United States government says I no longer have the lawful right to control her every breath. (Which is usually around 18.) By then , I hope to have brainwashed her into thinking she has to obey my every command until death do us part. For the rest of you sane parents, the following advice...

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I Washed And Dried My Flash Drive
Jan13

I Washed And Dried My Flash Drive

I Washed And Dried My Flash Drive Today I decided to wash clothes. Unfortunately I had a mishap but everything came clean in the end. Yes, I thought I had checked all the pockets but I missed the one with the flash drive or jump drive. I am usually very avid about checking all of the pockets on shirts and pants before washing clothes. I also make sure that all of the sleeves are not turned under and that the collars are straight. My...

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I hate you Mommy…

I hate you Mommy My son only said those words to me once. You would think I would be crushed and end up a sobbing mess at the sting of those words. He was somewhere around 5 years old and at that selfish stage, when kids think they are always right and that parents are there to serve. I’m not sure what started the argument, but I remember him stamping his foot, pointing his finger at me and with venom spitting out the words.....

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Funny Video Of Test Prank In Busy Mall

Funny Video of Test Prank in Busy Mall The malls are really busy as we approach the Christmas season. I enjoy sampling the snacks you get at the portable stations that are doing product demos. I have not seen any of the product demos in our area doing the tasting test. After watching this video, I will not volunteer to do a tasting test of their product. I have a cousin that I would love to get setup doing a tasting test like the one...

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I Used To Think I Was So Smart…
Dec05

I Used To Think I Was So Smart…

I Used To Think I Was So Smart… and then one day, I grew up. It happens to the best of us. One day you’re frolicking in fields of clover and then whack! You’re hitting the snooze button for just five more minutes of unadulterated sleep before it’s time to make your grand entrance into whatever rat race you’re competing in at the moment. I didn’t think I would ever change my opinions on kids,...

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Bathtub faucet plus big toe equals poor choice.

Bathtub faucet plus big toe equals poor choice I’ve made some poor choices in my life, most of which have come from acting before I thought it through, like eloping with a man I’d only known a few months. It took 15 years to get myself free from that poor choice. Fortunately the next poor choice didn’t take that long. After several months of construction, I was ecstatic to finally have the new bathroom remodel...

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