More Stepford Child Moments of Billy

More Stepford Child Moments of Billy

I’m really getting suspicious now. It’s looking more like my Pod Person son has been turned into a Stepford Child.

The other day, I woke up to find Billy had emptied the dishwasher. That’s right, without even being told and that was after he had already developed the habit of picking up all the dirty coffee cups and dishes I leave strewn around my desk every night. He waits until I go to bed, then he inspects the entire house for signs of dishes and loads them in the dishwasher while I’m asleep. But hey, I’m no dummy… I know it has to be him…after all the dog can’t reach the handle.

Another day I found him out riding the lawn mower around the house with his headset on and playing music from off his PSP. Normal, you might say! But, what if I told you he was listening to Mozart and I hadn’t even gotten into my “YOU need to mow that lawn NOW” speech yet.

Pretty Weird…

Author: ParentingMaven

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